the best dry gym jokes

1. I just came from the gym and there was a new machine there. After an hour of using it I started to feel a little sick. But the machine did everything! Chocolates, cakes, juices… With so many years of working with athletes and sportspeople, we have heard a little of everything and selected some dry jokes that are so dry that they end up being funny! We made a complication out of 10 that are not funny at all 😎

2. I quit the gym this morning after my instructor shouted at me “Go! Strength! To be continued! Try! Strength!". I hate being disturbed in the bathroom.

3. – What do you do for exercise?
– I lift weights
– And how about cardio?
– I lift weights faster

4. I do 2 hours of cardio a day and still can't park far from the gym

5. It's not RedBull that gives you wings. These are Lat Pulldowns

6. – Sorry, what does this machine do?
– This is a bank!
- Perfect!

7. I'm exhausted from this morning's CrossTrain session... Ah, it's spelled Croissant...

8. I'm the best at pretending that something is wrong with the machine when I simply don't know how to use it

9. My gym playlist has a song

10. I was going to run to the riverbank but then I realized that no one was chasing me.


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